Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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