I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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