he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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