I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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