He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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