tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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