i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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