theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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