Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
