Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
