Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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