"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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