i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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