Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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