So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize
