Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
