I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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