Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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