talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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