I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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