Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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