He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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