I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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