I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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