I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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