No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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