I smell stomach acid.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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