that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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