woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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