Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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