You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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