..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Randomize
