I checked into jail on foursquare
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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