I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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