I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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