Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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