Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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