He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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