Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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