2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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