i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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