He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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