Nicole vs. Life
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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