shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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