When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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