I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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