On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Are we still banned from the library?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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