Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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