Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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