Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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